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Do you wake each morning with a vague feeling of disappointment ?

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Have you noticed, with each recent purchase, the sense of satisfaction you formerly enjoyed has somehow waned ?

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Do you rise less and less from your chair ?

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Do you find yourself staring for hours at a screen you believe is actually watching you ?

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Have you NOT had thoughts of self harm ? And believe you should ?

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Do you no longer believe you are the most important person in the world ?

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If so…you may be suffering from ‘E.D.S’ (Enlightenment Disappointment Syndrome).

This is the bad news.
But do not despair, there is an effective treatment…

Simply follow this 10-point Plan below and cure yourself of EDS…Today!

1) Eat more Cake…

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2) Adopt a Llama…

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3) Give to charity…

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4) Be nice…

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5) Compliment an idiot for his genius…

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6) Accept what you are told…

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7) Read only when required…

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8) Take long walks…

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9) Surround yourself with youth…

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10) State your individuality by copying everybody else…

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Follow these rules and your Enlightenmet will vanish as quickly as honesty from a politician.

LIVE STRONG !!
LIVE FREE !!
LIVE WEALTHILY !!

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